Just a straight run from "text me" to "you're live."
You've probably dealt with the other way: the enquiry form, the "book a discovery call," the pitch deck, the follow-ups for a fortnight. I can't be doing with any of that, and I doubt you can either. Here's how it actually goes.
No form, no call to book, no hoops. Just a message telling me your trade and roughly what you're after. I know you're not sat at a desk.
A few texts or a quick call, whatever's easiest. I tell you honestly what I'd build and what it'll cost. No pitch, no pressure. Yes or no, no hard feelings.
A simple form that covers everything I need and everything you want, no stone unturned. It's how I get it right first time instead of endless back-and-forths.
I go quiet and get to work — building your site from scratch, custom, around your trade, services and areas. Meticulously. No fake "48-hour" gimmick.
You tell me what you think and we polish it together — until you and I are both 100% happy. Not just you signing it off: me too.
The domain and site are registered to you, not me — from day one, you own the lot. Then I'm still there: text me any change you need.
New van on the road, a new area to cover, a price change, fresh photos off a job — you don't log into anything or learn any software. You send a message, I make it happen, usually the same day. That's the whole relationship, and it's how it should be.
The stuff the agencies won't put on a poster — because it's exactly the stuff they don't offer. This is how working with me actually feels, day to day.
I'm not going to ring you for a "quick chat" when you're up a ladder. We talk when it suits you.
I don't clock off at five — I know you don't either. Text me when you get a minute, evening or weekend.
You deal with me. The same person who builds it answers when you text. No being passed around a team.
Cancel any month, keep everything you've paid for, walk away whenever. Built so you never feel stuck.
I genuinely just want a peaceful life, and so do you. Built to be fair from the start so it never goes sour.
From your first message to going live, usually a couple of weeks — sometimes quicker. I won't rush it to sound impressive, but I won't drag it out either. It's done when it's right.
Not much — a bit about your business, the services you want to push, your areas, and some photos of your work (real ones beat stock every time). The onboarding form covers it all. I handle the rest.
I'm still there. The £50 a month covers hosting, the enquiry and review stuff, and any changes — you text me, I sort it. You're never on your own with it.
No form. No call to book. Just text me, tell me your trade, and we'll take it from there.
Text me back